How do I explain to HR that I got tortured and poisoned by a foreign ex-mercenary on Wall Street in NYC at my last job?

Title says it all. I made this guy close to a hundred million dollars in extra sales with my skills. That I didn't even know I had (former IDF and Obama people told me I was better than I thought...).

Any advice from you guys?

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