Why does every job posting make the workplace sound like a war zone?

"Must thrive in a fast-paced environment!"

"Must be a champion multitasker!"

"Must be able to reprioritze tasks with a tight turnaround time!"

"No two days are alike!"

Why do employers think job seekers are chomping at the bit to get bounced around like a pinball for nine hours a day? Of course I'm willing to work hard, and of course I understand that work is ... you know, work. But is it too much to ask for a relatively calm / stable work environment, where my to-do list for the day hasn't been upheaved three times before lunch?

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