Nightmare Resume

I spent all day yesterday applying to jobs for after I graduate, then I couldn’t sleep from staring at a screen all day. I finally ate a giant bowl of ice cream and fell asleep.

I finally get to sleep and I have a nightmare that I re-checked my resume submissions and found an additional experience listed. It said,

“Dairy Queen Aficionado: Chocolate, mint chip, cookie dough, cotton candy especially good”

Job hunting is hard. You’re not alone. I literally had a nightmare that I wrote about ice cream on my job application and it is the SCARIEST thing that has ever happened in dream-land. We can do this people.

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