Looking for a first job and looking for any possible advice

I really have no skills, a sorta shitty work ethic, and no real social skills, but I want to try and make my own money so I want to get a job. I live in a more rural place so if you have any advice, maybe base it around that. What would be a good first job for someone like me? Thanks in advance.

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