Best way to get a “warm body” security job?

Like Hank from The Office?

Someone in my last post (about being lazy) recommended it, and I can’t help but think that it would be most ideal for me. I mean imagine being payed to sit there and maybe be on your phone/ laptop. I’d preferably want something where there’s really no eyes on me or anything, and Im willing to work nights.

The reason I’m asking this is, I know there’s a huge variance between security jobs and what you’ll actually be doing/what it’s like. When you go to a group like Allied security or something, is there any choosing where you’ll be put? Is it rather easy to get a job like this?

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