Begging to get a job (entry level job, factory or something very basic 9-12 an hour but full time) will it possibly work?

I'm very desperate for a job. Like badly, i don't really care how i appear to my boss or complying to social norms. I just need a half decent job that's full time, and fast. I've done a lot of resumes and applications and haven't heard much back and the occassional interview or two i don't get the job. It's 2019, and no one wants to work fast food really, and for me it won't cut the mustard and i'm worried i'll just get stuck in work. So, i'm thinking about straight up begging. I can't hold a job, and most of the jobs i've had are lies, and my resume is fake with fake references because my history is so bad. I'm ready to be serious now, but no one seems to give me a chance.

I'm thinking about just applying to some local factory jobs i haven't applied to and just straight up telling them that my resume is fake and get on my knees and just start begging and say that i can "easily do this shit" and i just need one single chance to prove myself and it doesn't cost them anything, please.

This worked for my mom back in the day when she was a single mom with me, she did it a few times and got jobs that way.

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