people of Reddit, please me get over this disaster. Share something funny to make me smile or something that you did worse than me to make me feel calm. Rescue me from all the sad thoughts and various scenarios my brain is playing right now

I bombed an interview that would have placed me in my dream organisation. I wasn't able to even string a coherent sentence:( Wonderful people of Reddit, please cheer me up and help me get over this disaster.

Share something funny to make me smile or something that you did worse than me to make me feel calm. Rescue me from all the sad thoughts and various scenarios my brain is playing right now.

Edit: Look, even the question is incomplete! I can't even post a simple question on Reddit! Nobody can top my disaster day.

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