What companies mean when they say

About company

• Fast-paced - we waste a lot of time in meetings that could have been emails
• Cutting edge - we have no idea what we're doing
• Growing - we have no money
• Award-winning - we were the only ones who attended the award ceremony
• Changing the world - we made an app

About required candidate

• Self-starter - we don't know what you'll be doing
• Multi-tasking - we need 3 different skill sets but can afford only one employee
• Fast-learner - we cannot afford to train anyone
• Sincere / dedicated / passionate / other vague crap - we're going to hire the CEO's friend's kid

Qualifications

• PhD - this job is completely unrelated to your research. We just want someone who can toil without too much expectation
• 5+ years of experience - this technology was invented 2 years ago
• Require mathematics, marketing, verbal communication skills - refer to multi-tasking

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